How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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