Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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