My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
