I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You don't make any sense
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