mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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