Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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