I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
