I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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