what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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