On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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