well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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