I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
