1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I want to have your abortion
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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