I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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