By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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