you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
