U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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