we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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