i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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