fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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