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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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