apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Randomize
