Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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