love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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