(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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