Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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