I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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