When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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