what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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