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(954): View more from Florida

we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

(201): View more from New Jersey

thats barely a game just flip a coin

(954): View more from Florida

should we drink on heads or tails?

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(303): View more from Colorado

We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.

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(818): View more from California

She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties

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(386): View more from Florida

for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable

(1-386): View more from Florida

apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop

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