You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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