This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dear god my vagina.
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