elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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