So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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