i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
