I need help removing her.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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