It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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