come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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