My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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