thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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