the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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