It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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