i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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