Don't you send me to vm
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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