I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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