And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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