Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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