I'm drive I can fine osifer
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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