White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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