so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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